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Timothy Olyphant has been confirmed as the actor to play Agent 47 from the Hitman series of video games. I’m not exactly sure if he’s fit for the part. As you can see from my crude 10-minute photoshop above, he doesn’t have the dark, brooding professional assassin image quite right. The movie should be interesting with Luc Besson on board. Cross your fingers and hope that this game-to-film adaptation doesn’t get butchered like the ones that came before it.

Hey, at least it isn’t Vin Diesel.